danniedandanz:

fadingawayintonothing:

Robert Pattinson: I was in my first movie with you… “Vanity Fair”. You played my mother. What you may not know is that you are solely responsible for my scene being cut. Seven years later, I worked with you on a movie called “Water for Elephants”. I didn’t cut you. But I did fuck you.

Thank you, Robert Pattinson, for the best moment of the MTV movie awards.

AMEN!

(Source: starkid-wannabe)

this is me on a daily basis

WILL ALWAYS REBLOG :”’D

robsbitch:

PMSL *thrust*

LMAO

allthebestpeople:

what am i looking at.

NOTHING SUSS

(Source: cobbascott)

robsbitch:

willanoid:

rezby:

tartlerous-sporking:

-srslynotamused:

crucialthings:

bookendedbycondiments:

but then we found some weed.

Omg. I can’t stop laughing

HAHAHA

(Source: mypatronusisyou)

when guests are over

when we’re alone

LOL XD

(Source: fucking-blazed)

robsbitch:

This makes me laugh like nothing else. OMG

NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME!! 

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bigosh-inator:

(Source: straightupfaggot)

stewsbitch:

must. stop. laughing.

HAHAH :”’)